Memory: The strange case of the Hit-Squibs.
Received: Day 138, after the new cabins have gone up.
Form: Packet of shortbread cookies shaped like comedy-drama masks. 4/5 uses.
Summary: THIS IS A LONG ONE. In short, the Squib mafia is savvy to the old trope where the villain of the day would kidnap/hold hostage the Solo twins when they were kids, to use them as a point of weakness to lord over Han and Leia. Unfortunately for them, Jaina's grown up and is now the goddamn Sword of the Jedi, and she's badass enough to fight a war while simultaneously handling the Squib mafia's attempts on her life. Also Jaina knows how to use Force telekinesis to pinch off vocal chords to shut someone up without resorting to dark-side Force Choking.

Oh yeah, and Jaina has her own pet redshirt.

( If you're not going to say anything useful, there's no use in your talking. )